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What's Up Doc?

Margaret confides to Hawkeye that she might be pregnant. Elsewhere, a patient resorts to desperate measures to be sent home from the war.

The Most Powerful Eyeballs in West Yorkshire

Foggy becomes convinced he's a master at hypnotism, but his attempts to practice on strangers don't seem to be working.

The Dewhursts of Ogleby Hall

Foggy's positive he's related to the Dewhirsts. Compo's positive he has the key to finally winning Nora's heart. Foggy and Compo are positive they can help each other out.

The Sweet Smell of Excess

Compo's attempt to build a homemade trampoline has its ups and downs.

Leaving Home Forever, or Till Teatime

Pearl finally kicks Howard out. But instead of enjoying his freedom, Howard begs the trio to help him get home: Pearl's making his favourite dinner!

S.P.A.R.T.A

Bergerac gets called in to help Philippa when she receives threats by a right wing group wanting her to return a notebook containing a list of S.P.A.R.T.A members.

Thanks For Everything

Financier Peter Hughes has been missing for 6 weeks, but no one seems to be worried. His wife is more concerned about his bank account, while his business partner is sure that he'll turn up soon.

I Dies From Love

Upstairs, Lady Marjorie and her friends plan an outing for the servants. Downstairs, there's romantic intrigue between Emily and a footman.

The Long Law Of The Arm

Officer Hill alienates his friends with his new attitude, and a heatwave intensifies the already sticky situation facing the team when a mayoral candidate is taken hostage.

The Merchant Of Korea

B.J. and Hawkeye are fed up with doing favours for Winchester because they owe him money. They decide to challenge him to a poker game to clear their debt.

The Smell Of Music

Hawkeye and B.J. cannot stand Winchester's French-horn playing, so until he gives it up, they give up bathing. Meanwhile, Potter keeps a suicide watch on a patient with a facial wound.

Patent 4077

Hawkeye is fed up with having to work with inadequate equipment, so he tries to find somebody to create a makeshift clamp for him. Meanwhile, Klinger tries to find Margaret's wedding ring.

Tea And Empathy

Penicillin is stolen while wounded British soldiers are being treated in the OR, and Hawkeye clashes with the regiment's commander.

Your Hit Parade

The 4077th is over-run with casualties. To help ease the tension, Radar runs his own makeshift radio station from his office.

What's Up Doc?

Margaret confides to Hawkeye that she might be pregnant. Elsewhere, a patient resorts to desperate measures to be sent home from the war.

The Most Powerful Eyeballs in West Yorkshire

Foggy becomes convinced he's a master at hypnotism, but his attempts to practice on strangers don't seem to be working.

The Dewhursts of Ogleby Hall

Foggy's positive he's related to the Dewhirsts. Compo's positive he has the key to finally winning Nora's heart. Foggy and Compo are positive they can help each other out.

The Sweet Smell of Excess

Compo's attempt to build a homemade trampoline has its ups and downs.

Leaving Home Forever, or Till Teatime

Pearl finally kicks Howard out. But instead of enjoying his freedom, Howard begs the trio to help him get home: Pearl's making his favourite dinner!

The Long Law Of The Arm

Officer Hill alienates his friends with his new attitude, and a heatwave intensifies the already sticky situation facing the team when a mayoral candidate is taken hostage.

Mail Call Three

A load of mail arrives for the staff of the 4077th, however, for most of them, this latest batch does not bring good news.

Temporary Duty

Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow are temporarily assigned to the 8063rd, and the 4077th find themselves having to deal with some very loud replacements.

Potter's Retirement

Colonel Potter is outraged to hear that there have been complaints made about his leadership in camp. The reports distress him so much that decides to put in for retirement.

Dr. Winchester And Mr. Hyde

While dealing with a long stretch of surgery duty, Winchester gets addicted to pep-pills. Elsewhere, Radar sets up a mouse race competition between the 4077th and a group of Marine patients.

Bicycle Bonanza

The trio hire some bicycles from Auntie Wainwright, and set off on a gruelling trek.

The Glamour of the Uniform

Marina leaves Howard for a policeman. Since the lady obviously loves a man in uniform, Foggy takes Howard under his wing and sets about training him to be an imposing man.

The First Human Being to Ride a Hill

Pearl confiscates Howard's bicycle, and Wesley is roped in to build him a substitute.

Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure

The trio meet a conman who claims to have a map which leads to a pirate captain's treasure. Guest starring Ron Moody.

Desperate for a Duffield

After being rebuffed by Nora Batty one time too many, Compo attempts to make her jealous by trying to track down an old flame.

The Suit That Turned Left

The trio meet a man attempting to find the centre of magnetism. In an attempt to prevent Howard from straying, Pearl dresses in a short skirt and makes Howard go walking through town with her.

Poison

A Masonic ceremony ends in disaster when the initiate drops dead and Bergerac is called in to uncover what happened.

Whatever Lola Wants

Jim brings a convict turned supergrass and his mother to a safe house, after he steals some diamonds and learns that a gang leader wants his share of the loot. Can Jim keep his informer safe?

Spinout

Mail Call Three

A load of mail arrives for the staff of the 4077th, however, for most of them, this latest batch does not bring good news.

Temporary Duty

Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow are temporarily assigned to the 8063rd, and the 4077th find themselves having to deal with some very loud replacements.

Potter's Retirement

Colonel Potter is outraged to hear that there have been complaints made about his leadership in camp. The reports distress him so much that decides to put in for retirement.

Dr. Winchester And Mr. Hyde

While dealing with a long stretch of surgery duty, Winchester gets addicted to pep-pills. Elsewhere, Radar sets up a mouse race competition between the 4077th and a group of Marine patients.

Bicycle Bonanza

The trio hire some bicycles from Auntie Wainwright, and set off on a gruelling trek.