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The Glamour of the Uniform

Marina leaves Howard for a policeman. Since the lady obviously loves a man in uniform, Foggy takes Howard under his wing and sets about training him to be an imposing man.

The First Human Being to Ride a Hill

Pearl confiscates Howard's bicycle, and Wesley is roped in to build him a substitute.

Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure

The trio meet a conman who claims to have a map which leads to a pirate captain's treasure. Guest starring Ron Moody.

Desperate for a Duffield

After being rebuffed by Nora Batty one time too many, Compo attempts to make her jealous by trying to track down an old flame.

The Suit That Turned Left

The trio meet a man attempting to find the centre of magnetism. In an attempt to prevent Howard from straying, Pearl dresses in a short skirt and makes Howard go walking through town with her.

Poison

A Masonic ceremony ends in disaster when the initiate drops dead and Bergerac is called in to uncover what happened.

Whatever Lola Wants

Jim brings a convict turned supergrass and his mother to a safe house, after he steals some diamonds and learns that a gang leader wants his share of the loot. Can Jim keep his informer safe?

Spinout

Mail Call Three

A load of mail arrives for the staff of the 4077th, however, for most of them, this latest batch does not bring good news.

Temporary Duty

Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow are temporarily assigned to the 8063rd, and the 4077th find themselves having to deal with some very loud replacements.

Potter's Retirement

Colonel Potter is outraged to hear that there have been complaints made about his leadership in camp. The reports distress him so much that decides to put in for retirement.

Dr. Winchester And Mr. Hyde

While dealing with a long stretch of surgery duty, Winchester gets addicted to pep-pills. Elsewhere, Radar sets up a mouse race competition between the 4077th and a group of Marine patients.

Bicycle Bonanza

The trio hire some bicycles from Auntie Wainwright, and set off on a gruelling trek.

The Glamour of the Uniform

Marina leaves Howard for a policeman. Since the lady obviously loves a man in uniform, Foggy takes Howard under his wing and sets about training him to be an imposing man.

The First Human Being to Ride a Hill

Pearl confiscates Howard's bicycle, and Wesley is roped in to build him a substitute.

Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure

The trio meet a conman who claims to have a map which leads to a pirate captain's treasure. Guest starring Ron Moody.

Desperate for a Duffield

After being rebuffed by Nora Batty one time too many, Compo attempts to make her jealous by trying to track down an old flame.

The Suit That Turned Left

The trio meet a man attempting to find the centre of magnetism. In an attempt to prevent Howard from straying, Pearl dresses in a short skirt and makes Howard go walking through town with her.

Spinout

The First Born

Joe must decide what to do when he learns that the ranch hand being run out of town is his mother's first-born son.

Wake Up Walmington

Believing the townsfolk are becoming disinterested in the war effort, Captain Mainwaring devises a cunning plan to get them back onboard.

The Making of Private Pike

Captain Mainwaring's staff car is a thing of joy. He even becomes an umpire in a war exercise just so he can use it. Therefore, he surely wouldn't want Pike to get his hands on it.

Beware of the Elbow

The trio meet a man who is on a mission to promote being fat, and save the world from thin people, with the help of a fat lady balloon.

The Thing in Wesley's Shed

Wesley is working on a secret gadget, and the trio insist on helping out.

Major Topper

Klinger welcomes a new guard who turns out to be crazier than he is. Meanwhile, Potter and the staff try to figure out how to deal with the excessive pain the casualties are experiencing.

Commander Pierce

With Potter in Seoul and Charles incapacitated, Hawkeye takes command of the 4077th. However, he soon learns how difficult it is to be at the top.

A Surfeit of H2O

When two men down during sudden and freakish rainstorms, Steed notices a winery under a suspiciously cloudy sky.

The First Born

Joe must decide what to do when he learns that the ranch hand being run out of town is his mother's first-born son.

Barney, The Gold Digger

When Barney's wife leaves him again, the Bunkers fix him up with a wealthy widow.

Stephanie's Conversion

Stephanie's religious choices ignite conflict between Archie and Edith.

Why Is Her Door Locked?

Following Emily's death, a grief-stricken Mrs Bridges takes leave of her senses.

Death By Kiki

The Hill Street force sees the dark side of the normally controlled Hill. Captain Furillo notices Hill's downward path as he and Renko try to help before the street cop is canned for good.

Beware of the Elbow

The trio meet a man who is on a mission to promote being fat, and save the world from thin people, with the help of a fat lady balloon.

The Thing in Wesley's Shed

Wesley is working on a secret gadget, and the trio insist on helping out.

Wake Up Walmington

Believing the townsfolk are becoming disinterested in the war effort, Captain Mainwaring devises a cunning plan to get them back onboard.

The Making of Private Pike

Captain Mainwaring's staff car is a thing of joy. He even becomes an umpire in a war exercise just so he can use it. Therefore, he surely wouldn't want Pike to get his hands on it.

Major Topper

Klinger welcomes a new guard who turns out to be crazier than he is. Meanwhile, Potter and the staff try to figure out how to deal with the excessive pain the casualties are experiencing.